Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs advice about wanting to bang his wife’s hot escort friend, a pornstar that promised a soccer player sex if he scores enough goals, Netflix announced a HUGE comedy festival, a 16-year-old that was so scared in a Malaysian haunted house he died, a state that will appoint lawyers for animals in some court cases, weirdly awkward social moments, a man arrested for spraying customers at Walmart with bear spray, a family’s new world record for Christmas lights, a Christmas tree in your bedroom can improve your sex life, a CEO that fired 900 people on a Zoom call, devices on sticks invented to assist senior citizens, pizza delivery driver died delivering a pizza when the homes porch collapsed, and more!