Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a really dark story of a body mistaken for a mannequin, penis snakes have made their way to Florida, a listener needs to ask Vader if he should hook up with an elderly woman, Scarlett Johansson suing Disney over the release of Black Widow, a guy hospitalized after sticking his arm in a zoo Jaguar pen, a jewelry store burglar got away while witnesses were distracted by Jean-Claude Van Damme, advice for people before having a threesome, a table with a very phallic naturally occurring blemish, a woman that had a standoff with a coyote at a beach, a guy that didn’t want to cut his grass was fined when he lit it on fire, another citing of a man in a jet pack, a guy that found out his wife was cheating after being locked out of Netflix, and more!