Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a pole vaulter that ripped is s*****m in a horrific accident, an NHL team that had to play their emergency Zamboni driving backup goalie, details on the Friends reunion, a bar manager in trouble after running a live sex contest, an adult woman in trouble for calling 911 after her parents took away her cell phone, a brawl that broke out during an afternoon BINGO game, a guy left embarrassed after surgery left him with a permanent erection, a school that advised students to suck toes instead of experiment with sex, a guy that pulled 50 lbs. of poo from a constipated elephant, Dave confronts Overly Straight Guy Ken about a bizarre magazine subscription, and more!