Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener trying to determine if a massage therapist ad is offering happy endings, Playboy Mansion may be haunted by ghosts of past Playmates, a dude arrested stealing stuff to sell to get money for meth so he can see his imaginary girlfriend, a woman underwent a beauty treatment that aged her 10 years, a girl that put a candy bar inside her vagina after TikTok video claimed better orgasms, the worst thing you’ve had inside you, Ask D&CtF: A listener needs to know if she is the side chick?, your weird but achievable fantasies, a boy that miraculously survives being run over by a harvester, why Reno just banned whips, a butcher selling beer brats stuffed with candy corn, and more!