Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what online reviews you can actually trust, Angelina Jolie almost had a bee fly into her privates, classic porn getting updated to 4K, a Brazilian star feared being caught by wife in three-way sex dies in fall off hotel balcony, a deli meat thief fell through the ceiling of a Subway restaurant, a 30-something dude busted writing bomb threats in chalk during a first date at a mall, an 11-year old that helped catch a kidnapper using a trick she saw on Law & Order SVU, theory that the Lochness monster might just be a big whale penis, hairstyles men what to make a come back, an entire town for sale in Australia for $340K, a Canadian military official gave out THC laced cupcakes before a weapons exercise, and more!