Hetero Twink Car Wash

Today, we made one of the strangest discoveries while talking about a story. It was completely unrelated and random. Dave was looking for a car wash that was related to a victim in one of our news stories. That is when we found out about a "Hetero Twink Car Wash" that was listed on Google Maps in Detroit.

According to Metro Detroit News, "A meetup at a motel ended with a gun pulled, a jump from a second-floor window, and a man seriously injured on Eight Mile. Oak Park officers were called around 10:30 p.m. on April 9, 2026, to the Embassy Motel, 14380 W. Eight Mile, Room 130, for a reported hostage situation. The victim told police he met two individuals earlier while working at a car wash and agreed to meet later for $200 each in exchange for sexual acts. Investigators say the suspects picked him up around 8 p.m. and brought him to the motel. Inside the room, the victim said he realized both were men dressed as women, not who he believed, and demanded his money back before blocking the door. Investigators say one suspect pulled a silver handgun from a purse, pointed it at him, and told him to move. When he refused, the suspect jumped from a second-floor window. The victim followed, trying to get his money back, and suffered broken bones in his legs and feet."

Today was a crazy day. While looking for the car wash that the victim might have worked at, Dave found a car wash that as named "Hetero Twink Car Wash" on Google. We investigated and were trying to figure out what it even means and what services they provide. Is it even a real business?

So, we then call Overly Straight Guy Ken and see if he would swing by the place on his way into work. It is not far from the station and we talk to Ken as he navigates the streets looking for more information on the place.

Enjoy!