Australian Diner Places Armpit Hair On Meal To Avoid Paying Bill

An Australian diner had a creative plan to get out of paying an expensive bill at a fancy restaurant. He put an armpit hair on his food! The diner is…

Cort Freeman

Published Feb 13, 2026 6:25 AM EST

raw steaks laid out. Australian Diner Places Armpit Hair On Meal To Avoid Paying Bill

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An Australian diner had a creative plan to get out of paying an expensive bill at a fancy restaurant. He put an armpit hair on his food!

The diner is now getting called out for his crazy plan. I can't blame him for wanting to avoid paying a $600 bill but you can't do that! If you can't afford the food then don't go to that restaurant--don't eat it! What a gross plan! Thankfully, he was caught on camera placing the armpit hair on his food. According to 9Now, it happened at Sydney's Pony Dining restaurant, in the Rocks, and they're known for their impressive tomahawk steak. Check out a video report on this ridiculous story shared by A Current Affair on YouTube below.

Australian Diner Places Armpit Hair On Meal To Avoid Paying Bill

Sounds like the guy hasn't been identified publicly but police have been notified of the incident, per 9Now.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

Australian Diner Places Armpit Hair On Meal To Avoid Paying Bill

An Australian diner had a creative plan to get out of paying an expensive bill at a fancy restaurant. He put an armpit hair on his food! The diner is…

Cort Freeman

Australian Diner Places Armpit Hair On Meal To Avoid Paying Bill

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