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Miami Woman Steals Lyft Outside Of Family Dollar

A Miami woman is the talk of the internet after reportedly stealing a Lyft outside of a Family Dollar. She then took that Lyft and drove herself home! Doesn’t sound…

Lindsey Chrystyn Josefsberg mugshot with DCTF logo covering face.

Lindsey Chrystyn Josefsberg mugshot (via Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office)

Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office

A Miami woman is the talk of the internet after reportedly stealing a Lyft outside of a Family Dollar. She then took that Lyft and drove herself home!

Doesn't sound like the smartest of the criminals out there. I guess that's why we're talking about her on Dave & Chuck The Freak. The incident happened outside of a Family Dollar in South Miami, Florida. According to Local 10, the Miami woman was arrested after ordering a Lyft and then taking the driver's car after distracting him and driving herself home. The Miami woman was eventually identified as Lindsey Chrystyn Josefsberg. You can see her mugshot provided by the Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office below.

Lindsey Josefsberg mugshotMiami-Dade Sheriff's Office

Lindsey Josefsberg mugshot (via Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office)

Miami Woman Steals Lyft Outside Of Family Dollar

According to Local 10, the 37-year-old Miami woman asked the driver for help loading her bags into the Honda Accord and when he walked to the bag she went to the front seat, got in, and took off in the car.

Sounds like authorities didn't have a hard time tracking her down as the driver left his phone in the car and they used Find My iPhone to locate the car and the phone. They found Josefsberg right at home.

Turns out, she had more going on than we thought. Law enforcement found a pink glass pipe with suspected cocaine residue in her purse along with a pill that they believed to be Xanax, per Local 10.

Don't steal a ride share! It's so easy to track you down afterwards! Just pay the fee and have them take you home, leave their car alone.

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