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Naked Man Accused Of Chasing Shoppers At Virginia Walmart

Reports are saying a naked man has been accused of chasing shoppers around a Virginia Walmart. That is not what you expect to see while out shopping–even at a Walmart….

Lance Irving Lesane Jr mugshot DCTF logo. Naked Man Accused Of Chasing Shoppers At Virginia Walmart

Naked Man Accused Of Chasing Shoppers At Virginia Walmart (via Prince William County PD)

Prince William County PD

Reports are saying a naked man has been accused of chasing shoppers around a Virginia Walmart. That is not what you expect to see while out shopping--even at a Walmart.

People see all sorts of crazy things at Walmart. There was even a website or blog devoted to those wild sightings. However, even with all that out there you still never know what you might see inside the large store. It happens all over the country. This time, it was at a Virginia Walmart. According to WJLA, 20-year-old Lance Irving Lesane Jr. was identified as the suspect accused of stripping naked and chasing customers around the store. It happened just before 9am in Prince William County, Virginia. It is believed that Lesane was under the influence at the time of the incident. You can see his mugshot provided by the Prince William County Police Department below.

Lance Irving Lesane Jr. mugshotPrince William County PD

Lance Irving Lesane Jr. mugshot (via Prince William County PD)

Naked Man Accused Of Chasing Shoppers At Virginia Walmart

No injuries were reported during the case, per WJLA. He's now facing charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and public intoxication. Stories like this really make you just want to stay home and never leave the house. Nobody wants to see that! Nobody wants to be chased around Walmart by a naked man. Having groceries delivered to your home is sounding better and better each day. Also might be worth the extra fee at this point, too.

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