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Florida Man Arrested For A ‘Drive-By Cheeseburgering’ Incident

A Florida man has been arrested after what’s been described as a “Drive-by cheeseburgering” incident. I’ve never heard of anything quite like this. Drive-by shootings are unfortunately very common. However,…

Jordan Cotto mugshot DCTF logo. Florida Man Arrested For A 'Drive-By Cheeseburgering' Incident

Jordan Cotto mugshot DCTF logo. (Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

Pinellas County Sheriff's Office

A Florida man has been arrested after what's been described as a "Drive-by cheeseburgering" incident. I've never heard of anything quite like this.

Drive-by shootings are unfortunately very common. However, usually they involve bullets and not cheeseburgers. Personally, I'd rather it be a cheeseburger but it's still not good to be struck by anything out of a moving vehicle. According to The Smoking Gun, it happened at Atlantis Genlemen's Club in Largo, Florida. The Smoking Gun says a former strip club employee, 26-year-old Jordan Cotto, was arrested for the drive-by cheeseburgering outside the establishment. You can see his mugshot provided by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office below.

Jordan Cotto mugshotPinellas County Sheriff's Office

Jordan Cotto mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff's Office)

Florida Man Arrested For A 'Drive-By Cheeseburgering' Incident

The Smoking Gun says Cotto allegedly grabbed a cheeseburger from his vehicle and threw it at the male victim. He wasn't injured but it still hit him.

When confronted, he reportedly showed no remorse and said he'd do it again. He was arrested for battery and booked into jail. Don't throw cheeseburgers at people! You'll get in trouble for it.

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