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‘King Cucumber’ Stuck In Russia Woman After Lovemaking Session

A Russian woman is going viral online after getting a King Cucumber stuck inside her during a lovemaking session. How does that happen? Reports say the 21-year-old woman and her…

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A Russian woman is going viral online after getting a King Cucumber stuck inside her during a lovemaking session. How does that happen?

Reports say the 21-year-old woman and her male partner had to go to the hospital in Ufa, Russia after a King Cucumber was stuck inside of her (butt) and they were unable to pull it out. This is no ordinary cucumber, it's significantly larger and thicker. It's understandable how it could get stuck. The Russian woman, Marina, admitted that she was experiencing spasms and a pain in her anus.

'King Cucumber' Stuck In Russia Woman After Lovemaking Session

Thankfully, doctors were able to remove the vegetable and prescribed her a rectoscopy to ensure everything was okay. Once it was removed, doctors had one question about the King Cucumber..."why was it bitten?" However, the couple chose not to answer and left without comment. What? I guess they were hungry and then decided they can use it as more than just food and nutrients. Wild.

That's scary! Don't be putting vegetables up there. Normal lovemaking should be just fine. Read more about what happened from Daily Star here.

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