Italian Guy Tortured

Italian guys are tough. You don't really want to mess with them. Learning what we did about the Italian businessman who was tortured in a cryptocurrency scheme only solidified our belief in that. Most people who were tortured with a chainsaw would give up whatever information they had to in order to survive.

According to ABC News, "A cryptocurrency dispute led to the alleged kidnapping and torture of an Italian man in a luxury New York City townhouse for over two weeks, according to police. Two men -- John Woeltz, 37, and William Duplessie, 33 -- now face kidnapping, assault and unlawful imprisonment charges in the case. "From what we know now, this was a dispute over crypto money," NYPD Chief John Chell told reporters. "They all know each other, but this was a kidnapping for roughly 17 days, where they tortured this person. When I say torture, forced them to take narcotics, put his feet in water and shocked his feet and other types of torture for 17 days.""

This is a crazy story, and like everything, we try to find the funny out of it. For us, it was imagining this tough Italian guy not give up any information, even though he was being tortured. Chuck does his best Italian accent and pretends to the guy handling torture with no problem. Chainsaws? Urine? Buckets of water? Nothing will get this guy to crack.

What a poor choice of person to attack. A wealthy Italian businessman. We imagine he has a few connections and the perpetrators should probably watch their backs.

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