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UPDATE: DC Man Who Engaged In Public Cucumber Sex Act Sentenced

Remember the dude in DC who engaged in a public cucumber sex act? Well, he’s been sentenced for what he did! You might remember Dave & Chuck The Freak sharing…

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Remember the dude in DC who engaged in a public cucumber sex act? Well, he's been sentenced for what he did!

You might remember Dave & Chuck The Freak sharing a story about a man in DC who was caught on camera doing a cucumber sex act in someone's driveway. He positioned the cucumber on the grill of a car and then proceeded to use it on himself. The good thing was he was apprehended and charged for his crimes. Now, he has also been sentenced as well. According to DC News Now, he was sentenced to 360 days in jail but will only serve 180. He will also serve an additional 2 years of probation, according to reports. Does the sentence match the crime? Check out a video of what he was accused of below.

UPDATE: DC Man Who Engaged In Public Cucumber Sex Act Sentenced

DC News Now reports that Anthony Roget Hines II was sentenced after pleading guilty to 5 counts of lewd, indecent, or obscene acts and 4 counts of unlawful entry of private property. Good thing all of it was caught on camera, I'm sure that made it easier to get him. Can't believe he did that in broad daylight right by a school. Not a good decision.

He also also since been accused of using public handrails for pleasure as well, it sounds like. DC News Now reports that police allege Hines opened the gate to a home's private porch and slid up and down the pinecone shaped railing while performing sex acts. Seems like pictures captured him doing that as well. Wild.

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