Man Arrested In Florida For Stealing A Lap Dance

Was a man in Florida arrested for stealing a lap dance? That's what it sounds like! Never knew you could steal one.

However, if you refuse to pay for your lap dance after it already happened I guess that's technically stealing a lap dance. That's what this 27-year-old Pennsylvania man has been accused of and arrested for in the early hours of the morning following Election Day. It sounds like he got a lap dance and then refused to pay the $40 fee and was charged with petty theft. $40? That sounds expensive for a lap dance! You can't blame him for being hesitant to pay when it's that expensive. However, you still have to pay!

According to The Smoking Gun, the incident happened at Reign nightclub in Clearwater, Florida around 2:45am. Reports say 27-year-old Mohammed Abdullah Alabilan was arrested on a petty theft charge for allegedly stealing a lap dance. It sounds like he tried to leave the club after receiving the dance without paying and you can't do that!

Alabilan has since been charged with misdemeanor theft and was booked into the county jail and has been released. A judge has also ordered him to stay away from Reign which sounds like it's a really impressive place! I guess it has 55 televisions, 3 full-liquor bars, and 30 private dance rooms, along with several VIP suites. That sounds a lot more fancy than some of the clubs I've been inside. You can see his mugshot below. That mustache definitely belongs in a strip club. He was in the right place, you just can't not pay for your dances!

Learn from his mistakes! You don't want this to happen to you. The next time you decide to visit a strip club, or gentlemen's club, make sure you have your cash with you. If you agree to get a dance make sure you're ready to pay for said dance. Otherwise, you could end up with your mugshot online for all of us to see. If you don't want to pay for your lap dance then you should probably just stay home. There are other free ways for you to get your kicks and maybe that's the better option in your case. You especially don't want to do this at a strip club that sounds that fancy! It will be a problem.

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When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

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