Dave Is Confused About Table Showers!
Table Showers Were A Confusing Concept For Some On The Show Today
Cars are crashing into buildings all the time. Today, we talked about one that crashed into a massage parlor in Washington state. According to KIRO, it happened around 2 a.m. and there were people inside. Dave, the self-proclaimed rub and tug whisperer, says this place is obviously a massage parlor where you can get extras. And, after we confirm that, we find out that you can also get table showers.
Now, we have discussed rub and tugs alot on the show. But, we haven’t really ever talked about table showers. It’s a certain type of massage that involves the person laying down on a table, some equipped with drains, and getting bathed essentially before their massage. Dave was confused by this.
First, he asks if the table is similar to an autopsy table. Because the fluids and things would have to be drained out somewhere. We all find that to be an extremely dark and twisted thought. Who talks about massages and goes right to autopsies!? Dave does. No one else on the show went right to an autopsy table. Chuck was imagining laying on a float, in a serene beach setting, while he was being showered at the massage parlor. But, we figure Dave has been affected by all the true crime and horror movies that Amber watches.
Also, Dave is confused as to why people would want to get a bath from someone. Is it a sexual thing to be bathed by some lady at a massage parlor? So, we ask listeners who have experience with table showers to call-in and explain it for us.
Of course, there are listeners who have had table showers at massage parlors. They give us all the information we need and clear up some questions we have about the table showers.