What’s The One-Hit Wonder For Your Zodiac Sign?

Have you ever wondered if there's a one-hit wonder that aligns with your Zodiac Sign? Well, now there is thanks to National Today!

They say Zodiac Signs can tell a lot about your personality and subconscious. Can it also identify a one-hit wonder for your life? It just might! They're also useful in Horoscopes and some people take them very seriously! I know people who won't date another sign if they're said to not match up. It's crazy but some people really go for it. Now, there's a one-hit wonder for every Zodiac Sign!

Today, September 25th, is National One-Hit Wonder Day, but I'm sure you already knew that. No? It became a Hallmark holiday back in 1990 thanks to music journalist Steve Rosen, per National Today. Now, there's a one-hit wonder for every Zodiac sign! To celebrate someone made a list and now it's taking off online. So, what's yours? Let's dive in!

Aries: "Cum On Feel The Noize" by Quiet Riot. According to the New York Post, "Aries folk are about as subtle as a pinata full of ball gags...[This song is] an in-your-face, fist-pumping banger that begs for more and more, and then delivers."

Taurus: "In the Summertime" by Mungo Jerry. I love that song! The New York Post says, "Taureans live by the pleasure principle, and this song celebrates all manner of earthly delights...The opening grunts even sound like lazy sex, the preferred pursuit of bulls."

Gemini: "Informer" by Snow. I don't know if I'm familiar with this song! The New York Post says, "Gemini finds their spirit mirrored in a fast-spitting song that is as maddeningly likable as it is utterly incomprehensible...and with their penchant for word vomit, Geminis make up a large swath of snitches." Okay!

Cancer: "Cake By The Ocean" by DNCE. According to the New York Post, "Invokes the crab tenants of intimacy, sidestepping the point, emotional eating and the familiar comforts of seaside environs." Clever description there, I get it.

Leo: "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. The New York Post says, "No one has ever accused a Leo of modesty, and 'I'm Too Sexy' is an eye-roll anthem of superiority and self-worship." That's hilarious and matches most Leos I know. Incredibly accurate on this one.

Virgo: "Dance Monkey" by Tones and I. "Virgo is prone to hyper-focused monkey behavior, doing weird, repetitive, and completely obstinate things in a signature way," per The New York Post. It's a fantastic song and is so catchy!

Libra: "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm. The New York Post says, "[Libras are] so good at being charming charlatans that you almost want to thank them for robbing you." Interesting approach here. I'm not sure if I would feel that way.

Scorpio: "Hit 'Em Up Style" by Blu Cantrell. I remember this song! It was awesome. The New York Post says, "Scorpio is the sign of sex, death, and other people's money. This banger extolls the bitter joys of literal payback, punishing a cheating partner with financial ruin."

Capricorn: "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles. Interesting explanation on this one. The New York Post says, "Sung by a Capricorn about a Capricorn, [it's] an ode to Elvis Presley. Ruled by taskmaster Saturn and represented by the devil tarot card, Capricorn is the sign of leather and legacy."

Aquarius: "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eifel 65. Okay, props to them for not going with the easy one here. The New York Post says, "Aquarius flies the flag of the misunderstood, and listening to this song...feels a little like freebasing Fruity Pebbles and a whole lot like an Aquarius writing a memoir."

Pisces: "Because I Got High" by Afroman. This is mine and I must admit...it fits. The New York Post says, "Pisces is the sign of altered states and pastel oblivion, and Afroman's anthem of 'all that could have been if he hadn't said yes to excess' speaks to [that] escapist spirit."

Does yours match your personality? What do you think? Are they onto something or is it all made up for fun?

Apparently, a person can be bad at charging their phone because of their zodiac sign. Recently, an astrologer shared with Bustle that there are signs that always have their phone at 20 percent. Michelle Bell, the founder of the astrology app Cosmic Fusion, pointed out which zodiac signs are most likely to utter the words, "Can we use your phone? Mine is about to die," during a night out.

The zodiac is divided into twelve signs including Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces. Your zodiac sign is based on your birthday. However, when it comes to astrology, there is more to your zodiac than just your birthday. For instance, there are element associations, as well as the moon or rising signs, and others.

The ancient Babylonians created the zodiac with each of its 12 sections named after the largest constellation it contained. They observed that the movement of planets, called transits, corresponded with both future events and misfortunes on Earth.

According to The Good Trade, astrology highlights your strengths and weaknesses and offers information about things like love, career, family life, and life purpose.

Some zodiac signs are either too busy or too preoccupied to plug in their phones at night. You could be one of the three signs who never charges their phone.

Get more in-depth information about those zodiac signs here.

An astrologer says that these zodiac signs never charge their phones.

Bell said that Aquarius is often forgetful and is likely to have high screen time. "They forget about the practical things in life, like charging their phone or bringing a portable charger around with them," says Bell.

According to astrologer Bell, Aries has the "impulsiveness and tendency to act before [you] think" which makes it easy for you to forget to charge your phone before leaving the house.

Sagittarius' "carefree and optimistic approach to life" can make it easy for the sign to forget to plug in their phone at the end of the day. "They’re too busy traversing the universe to think about charging their phone," says Bell.

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