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Florida Father Chased Alleged Peeping Tom While Holding A Beer

A Florida father chased an alleged Peeping Tom with a baseball bat while holding a beer! Only in Florida would something like this happen. The impressive feat instantly puts him…

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A Florida father chased an alleged Peeping Tom with a baseball bat while holding a beer! Only in Florida would something like this happen.

The impressive feat instantly puts him in the running for Florida Man Of The Year, but he's going to have some steep competition! The incident happened in Flagler County and it sounds like he had been waiting for the Peeping Tom who had been terrorizing their neighborhood for around a year. Well, he finally got what he was waiting for.

Florida Father Chases Alleged Peeping Tom With A Baseball Bat

As a father, you want to protect your family. The last thing you want is some creep watching your daughter--or any member of your family--from outside looking through a window. If you were to ever discover that happening, who knows how you'd react? This father took matters into his own hands by chasing the alleged Peeping Tom with a baseball bat...and holding a beer at the same time!

According to FOX 35 News, the father camped out in his backyard on September 13th waiting for the suspect who he says has been terrorizing their neighborhood for around a year. It sounds like he didn't have to wait very long. The man told FOX 35, "He was up at my daughter's window [looking in]. I said a couple choice words, and when he turned toward me, I swung the bat. It didn't seem to phase him, he was a pretty big dude, so I was going to go for his head, and when I did, he started to run."

Security cam footage shows him chasing the man down while yelling for someone to call the police. You can see the shadows of a man being chased in the background. He can even be heard on video saying, "Where [are] you going, boy? Come here--come here--I got something for you!" That something was a Louisville Slugger. According to FOX 35, the suspect was see in the area recently and was even seen outside the same house the night prior. This wasn't the first time it's happened and he's reportedly filed numerous police reports but this time opted to take matters into his own hands.

The man tells FOX 35, "I sat in the chair, I grabbed a beer and a baseball bat. I didn't think he would show up because who has the nerve to show up at the exact same time that the cops were called to a place the next night?" The suspect has been identified as 29-year-old Damon Smith who lives only one block away, per FOX 35. FOX 35 reports that he was wearing a Michael Myers T-shirt while prowling which makes it even scarier. It sounds like he has a bit of a troubled past and was previously arrested for a bomb threat at a high school in Flagler County back in 2013, per FOX 35. This dad might not only be the Florida Man Of The Year, but possibly Father Of The Year, as well.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Florida Man Plays Guitar While Having Brain Surgery

Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.

Florida Man Throws Beer Can And Fires Gun After Being Upset By Speeding Drivers

Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

Florida Man Robs House After Homeowner Invites Him In For A Beer

If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

Florida Man Arrested For 'Molesting' Manatee Mannequin

Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

Florida Man Tries To Steal Waffle House Tattoo

Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.