Was It Really Chuck?
If It Was Really Chuck Who Did This We’d Deny, Deny, Deny
Another day, another pervert in action. This time we are headed to Washington D.C. to see what someone got up to with a cucumber in public. And, we find out that if Chuck were to engage in similar behavior, Lisa would deny it to the death.
According to the Daily Mail, a man who is being referred to as a “sicko”, was recorded on camera in Washington D.C. using a cucumber to commit a lewd act in a parking lot. The footage was captured by a residents security camera and shared on Reddit in hopes to catch the unidentified man. If you’d like to read more about it, or see the video, you can check out the story Cort wrote here at wrif.com.
This isn’t our first exposure to a lewd act being committed with a cucumber. We have covered almost every item imaginable being used sexually, and even some you wouldn’t think of using for lewd acts. Also, we have seen almost everything. And, in this case, Dave sent Jason on a mission to find the video of this cucumber pleasure session. Of course, he found it.
So, after watching the video and understandably being shocked by it, we wonder if the guy knows about the footage going viral. He must have social media, or someone must know him. We then wonder, what if Chuck did something like this. Would the show be able to go on, or would it end and Chuck would go into hiding.
Well, Lisa is someone you want in your corner. She quickly decides that the show would go on, and she would deny that it was Chuck. Even if he was wearing a Chuck the Freak shirt with a metal detector in hand, she would vehemently deny, deny, deny.
Luckily, we don’t have to worry about Chuck doing something crazy like this, but you can rest assured knowing that if he ever does, the show will go on, and we’d pretend that we never saw it!