French Tourists Florida Nightmare
Florida Vacation Goes Bad For French Tourists
Florida is effed up. I mean, we have a whole segment dedicated to the crazy stuff that takes place there. These French tourists who were trying to escape the Paris Olympics, found themselves right in the middle of some chaos.
Looking to get away from the chaos of the Paris Olympics with a nice relaxing vacation? Head to Florida to enjoy the nightlife and weather, beaches and sun only to encounter a nude home intruder. That’s what happened to a group of French Tourists recently.
According to Fox4, a group of French tourists were staying in a rental home on Sanibel Island. When their night took a crazy turn and a naked man tried breaking into their house. They ended up stabbing the guy, and the tiki-hut on their property caught fire as well.
Sanibel Island isn’t known for chaotic scenes. In all of our Florida segment, we don’t think we have ever had one come out of Sanibel Island. Reports from Fox4 say this is an isolated incident with no additional threats to the community.
We are impressed with the French tourists. They came down to Florida for a nice, relaxing vacation only to encounter a home invader. And not just a home invader, but a naked one. And they stood their ground, dealt with a fire and defended themselves by stabbing him. Not sure just anybody would be able to handle a chaotic scene like that.
Andy and Chuck role play as the French tourists, using their impressive French accents to describe the scene. Imagine them saying “en garde” and taking their fencing positions with the nude intruder. Unsheathing their swords and being to slice and dice the man as needed.
With everyday, and every story, it seems like we are teetering on the brink of chaos. As Dave says at the end of every show, stay safe and talk to you next time.