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Astronauts Stuck In Space Can’t Return Home For Weeks

There are two astronauts who are now “stuck” in space for a few weeks. It’s looking like they’re going to be up there for a while. They won’t be coming…

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There are two astronauts who are now "stuck" in space for a few weeks. It's looking like they're going to be up there for a while. They won't be coming home for more than a month!

Two astronauts have been stuck in space for more than 49 days after their ride home is going through some technical difficulties. The trip was supposed to only last eight days, but now it's going to be closer to a two month venture, at least! It sounds like an absolute nightmare scenario.

Astronauts Stuck In Space Can't Return Home For Weeks

This is why I would never have any interest in traveling to space. Sure, it's vast, and it's beautiful, and there's the wonders of the unknown. However, if I went to space, I would want to return home promptly. Getting stuck up there for nearly two months would not be ideal.

According to The New York Post, astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams were meant to only spend eight days in space following their launch aboard the Boeing Starline, which is the maiden crewed voyage for the spacecraft. However, there's always a risk that comes with being the first. Now, the Boeing spacecraft is suffering from some concerning helium leaks and is not ready to return to Earth. Due to that, they're expected to stay in space until sometime in August, which was not the original plan! The New York Post reports that NASA and Boeing experts say they need to complete a final set of tests before coming home; those tests will be conducted this weekend.

Mark Nappi, the manager of the Boeing Starliner program, tells The New York Post, "My regret is that we didn't say we would stay up there until the mission is complete, but I'm very confident we have a good vehicle to bring the crew back." If the tests don't go according to plan, there are several options to bring the crew back home safely. One idea would be to hitch a ride on SpaceX's Crew Dragon spaceship. Nothing like being saved by your competitive rival (especially when that rival is Elon Musk).

Can you imagine being stuck in space for roughly two months longer than expected? Thankfully, it sounds like they should have enough food and water to last during that time. Hopefully, they overpacked in case of an emergency. However, it's such a small space you have to wonder if they're going crazy or driving each other mad up there. When it's just the two of you, and stuff starts going wrong, and plans change, things can easily go wrong. I've seen that during my own road trips and those were just a couple of hours away--not up in space! Hopefully they're able to bring the crew back home safely soon.

Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Chuck Moments

Oh, Chuck The Freak. Where would we be without you? The funny man often makes the Peep Show what it is. I can't imagine the show without his wit, comedy, and good looks.

To celebrate Chuck The Freak, we've found 5 of our favorite hilarious Chuck moments from The Peep Show. Check them out below!

Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Chuck Moments

Obviously, choosing 5 favorite Chuck moments was no easy feat. Seriously, I feel like every moment with Chuck The Freak is worthy of a highlight. So, it was a challenging task finding 5 of the most hilarious. However, it has been done. Blood, sweat, tears, and laughs went into the effort. Now, I think we have the ultimate list.

These videos are all vastly different. They cover different topics, but they all have one thing in common: they're hilarious. Better yet...they're hilarious because of Chuck The Freak. Of course, you can search through our YouTube page and find hilarious Peep Shows featuring great moments from Dave, funny Lisa moments, Andy, Jason, and Al. Actually, you might have missed it but we already covered the Best Of Andy Peep Show Videos. Definitely worth checking out sometime. Then, come back sometime to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com where we will soon have Best Of Peep Show videos and lists available for every member of the show! Just give me a minute, I'm getting to it, I promise.

In the videos below, you'll see several different sides of Chuck The Freak. There's the sexual side, one about Chuck dying, some advice you could only get from Chuck The Freak, and one video where Chuck shares his dreams. Now, that's personal! However, there's no boundaries and nothing is off limit with Chuck The Freak. You know that!

Ready for the best of the best? Check out 5 hilarious Chuck The Freak moments below!

Peep Show: The Best Of Chuck The Freak

Chuck's Death Noises

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a girl who was rescued from a pond by a heroic trooper. Dave thinks it's a story with a happy ending but the rest of the show doesn't think it was as uplifting as he made it out to be. Thanks to this video, we now know what it will sound like when Chuck dies. How does it sound? Well, pretty funny!

Chuck's Pee Tips

Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss special underwear for avoiding swamp crotch. Dave brings up an ad he saw for "stop-drip technology", and Chuck mentions a weird tip he learned online. In this Peep Show video, he shares his tips with you. What you do with the advise is totally up to you.

Chuck Dreams of Growsempic Drug

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some fans of Lady Gaga that are upset with her for being featured in a migraine advertisement. Then, Chuck says if he took a pill that was able to grow his dong and hair, he would be the face of it for free! Now, that's a product I could get behind! There are so many products that would be awesome to see Chuck endorse. The one true influencer.

Chuck Leaves Pound Town!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about marijuana-infused aphrodisiacs emerging as a new love drug in New York and when Chuck the Freak uses the term 'sexually active' we learn that he no longer lives in 'Pound Town'. Things change as the years go by. At some point, Pound Town has to close down. When it happens? Nobody knows, but we're all going to get there eventually.

I Licked His B Hole!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a video that was posted by Taryn Manning (an actress known for 'Orange is the New Black', '8 Mile, and 'Hustle & Flow') where she discusses performing orally on the backdoor of a married man and buying him a new boat. Naturally, this had to be discussed. The conversation led to some hilarious and iconic Chuck The Freak moments. Check out the video above! One of the best.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.