Former TAO Hostess Accused Of Throwing Poop In Nightclub’s Koi Pond
A former TAO hostess has been accused of throwing poop in the nightclub’s koi pond in an act of revenge. Clearly, she took things way too far. It’s safe to…

A former TAO hostess allegedly threw poop into the nightclub’s koi pond! (Photo by Hollie Adams/Getty Images)
Hollie Adams/Getty ImagesA former TAO hostess has been accused of throwing poop in the nightclub's koi pond in an act of revenge. Clearly, she took things way too far.
It's safe to say her attempt at revenge was crap. Now, she's in a lot of trouble for it. How disgruntled do you have to be to throw poop in your former workplace's koi pond? Let's learn more and find out.
Former TAO Hostess Accused Of Throwing Poop In Koi Pond
People will do crazy things to try to get revenge. Sometimes, they let their efforts get the best of them and it ends up getting them in trouble. That is not how you want your revenge to end. Well, that's what seems to have happened to Ariel Roman.
According to The New York Post, the 24-year-old former TAO hostess has been charged with burglary (by entering an establishment she knew she was banned from and damaging property inside the restaurant) and criminal mischief in connection with the alleged poop toss. TAO is a popular nightclub and restaurant in New York City famous for its long lines.
The New York Post reports that Roman was due in court for a separate harassment incident stemming from interactions with a TAO-affiliated promoter. She previously pleaded not guilty to those charges. Additionally, The New York Post reports Roman was also charged with assault in another incident after allegedly throwing a bottle at someone at the Hearsay nightclub.
Why Did A Former TAO Hostess Throw Poop In A Koi Pond?
According to The New York Post, TAO describes Roman as "unhinged and violent" and is an ex-employee on a rampage of "harassing and threatening behavior." However, she claims that they're all out to get her because she's a whistleblower trying to bring attention to alleged sexual assault incidents at the nightclub. She's claiming she threw the poop in an attempt to bring attention to these issues.
The former TAO hostess tells The New York Post, "That's my desperation. That's what led me to do something to get on the news with the TAO [poop throw] thing. I'm desperate because nobody's taking accountability."
The issues with Roman and TAO can be traced back to 2022 when Roman broke up with her boyfriend who was a TAO promoter, per The New York Post. It seems like quite the messy break up which led to her missing work and being subsequently fired. That's around the time when she started really airing out the alleged dirty laundry. The New York Post reports that her ex filed an order of protection and received a threat that he was going to be set on fire from a burner phone. Roman maintains her innocence.
This sounds like more than your ordinary crazy ex-girlfriend story or behavior from a disgruntled ex-employee. From the sounds of things, she could use some help. Hopefully she finds all the help she needs. No word on what happened to the fish in the koi pond. I hope they are okay, too!
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn't), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it's the crime itself that's wild, other times, it's the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America's Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I'm not sure if those shows are around...and I'm certain Spike TV isn't around anymore. That's a story for another time.
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren't a matter of life or death. There's no ethics quiz here, or any matters of 'would you steal bread to support your family?' These crimes, and criminals, aren't straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That's why I've gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let's be honest...what's better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I'm going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but...you get it. Let's not delay! Here's the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed
Nude Dude on Shrooms
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with 'magic mushrooms' and is "pretty much an expert in magic."
Delivery Scams
Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you're James.
Burlington Pervert Factory?
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.
Nude In Vegas
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby...
Dream Shooter
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn't always what it seems...
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