What Was A Man Arrested For A Columbus Petland Break-In Hiding In His Pants?

What was a man arrested for a Columbus Petland break-in hiding in his pants? Well, let's say it probably wasn't there when he arrived!

A man in Columbus, Ohio went on a bit of a crime spree this week. Reports say he broke into several businesses in West Columbus. One of those stores was a Petland where police found an open door when they arrived along with many animals roaming free in the store! However, that's not all.

According to WCMH, when Columbus police officers arrived at the scene birds, dogs, rabbits, gerbils, and ferrets were all running free in the store. Officers were able to recover most of the animals that were let loose in the store, except for a few gerbils, ferrets, and rabbits.

Columbus Police Sgt. Joe Albert told 10 WBNS, "One day, you're running after a suspect. The next day, you're running after ferrets and bunnies."

A Roosters and a Famous Footwear were also broke-into along Hilliard Rome Road in the area and blood was discovered on some merchandise inside the Famous Footwear, per WCMH. That helped lead to a suspect who was found roughly an hour later in the parking lot of a Big Lots on Roberts Road. 10 WBNS has identified the suspect as Michael Pancake.

According to WCMH, police found several unharmed gerbils inside the man's pants. They were able to safely remove them and the man was treated for his injuries from breaking into the local businesses. Those poor animals! Terrible decision for him to go in and do that. Additionally, not a smart choice to put animals down your pants. They do have teeth! Who knows what might happen, but it's only inviting potential problems.

It's still not clear what charges Pancake will be facing and if the other missing animals have been located. See more on the Columbus Petland break-in in a video shared by WBNS 10TV on YouTube below.

Oh, Chuck The Freak. Where would we be without you? The funny man often makes the Peep Show what it is. I can't imagine the show without his wit, comedy, and good looks.

To celebrate Chuck The Freak, we've found 5 of our favorite hilarious Chuck moments from The Peep Show. Check them out below!

Obviously, choosing 5 favorite Chuck moments was no easy feat. Seriously, I feel like every moment with Chuck The Freak is worthy of a highlight. So, it was a challenging task finding 5 of the most hilarious. However, it has been done. Blood, sweat, tears, and laughs went into the effort. Now, I think we have the ultimate list.

These videos are all vastly different. They cover different topics, but they all have one thing in common: they're hilarious. Better yet...they're hilarious because of Chuck The Freak. Of course, you can search through our YouTube page and find hilarious Peep Shows featuring great moments from Dave, funny Lisa moments, Andy, Jason, and Al. Actually, you might have missed it but we already covered the Best Of Andy Peep Show Videos. Definitely worth checking out sometime. Then, come back sometime to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com where we will soon have Best Of Peep Show videos and lists available for every member of the show! Just give me a minute, I'm getting to it, I promise.

In the videos below, you'll see several different sides of Chuck The Freak. There's the sexual side, one about Chuck dying, some advice you could only get from Chuck The Freak, and one video where Chuck shares his dreams. Now, that's personal! However, there's no boundaries and nothing is off limit with Chuck The Freak. You know that!

Ready for the best of the best? Check out 5 hilarious Chuck The Freak moments below!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a girl who was rescued from a pond by a heroic trooper. Dave thinks it's a story with a happy ending but the rest of the show doesn't think it was as uplifting as he made it out to be. Thanks to this video, we now know what it will sound like when Chuck dies. How does it sound? Well, pretty funny!

Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss special underwear for avoiding swamp crotch. Dave brings up an ad he saw for "stop-drip technology", and Chuck mentions a weird tip he learned online. In this Peep Show video, he shares his tips with you. What you do with the advise is totally up to you.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some fans of Lady Gaga that are upset with her for being featured in a migraine advertisement. Then, Chuck says if he took a pill that was able to grow his dong and hair, he would be the face of it for free! Now, that's a product I could get behind! There are so many products that would be awesome to see Chuck endorse. The one true influencer.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about marijuana-infused aphrodisiacs emerging as a new love drug in New York and when Chuck the Freak uses the term 'sexually active' we learn that he no longer lives in 'Pound Town'. Things change as the years go by. At some point, Pound Town has to close down. When it happens? Nobody knows, but we're all going to get there eventually.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a video that was posted by Taryn Manning (an actress known for 'Orange is the New Black', '8 Mile, and 'Hustle & Flow') where she discusses performing orally on the backdoor of a married man and buying him a new boat. Naturally, this had to be discussed. The conversation led to some hilarious and iconic Chuck The Freak moments. Check out the video above! One of the best.

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