Indiana Man Stole Money And Funyuns During Crime Spree
An Indiana man stole money and Funyuns during a crime spree in the Indianapolis-area. While he stole money and Funyuns, it was the snack that helped him get caught. You’ve…

A robber stole money and Funyuns. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)
Spencer Platt/Getty ImagesAn Indiana man stole money and Funyuns during a crime spree in the Indianapolis-area. While he stole money and Funyuns, it was the snack that helped him get caught.
You've probably heard that you should never shop hungry. You'll end up getting much more than you need at the grocery store. Well, it turns out you shouldn't commit robberies hungry either. It could help lead to your capture! Here's more on this story out of Indiana.
Man Stole Money And Funyuns During Crime Spree
It's hard to blame the man who stole money and Funyuns. Funyuns are one of the most unique and delicious snacks available on the market shelves. There's truly nothing else like them. So, when you have a chance to get some you're almost compelled to get them. They say free Funyuns are the best Funyuns. However, that doesn't mean you can steal them!
According to WRTV, Alonzo Sansbury, 55, was arrested after police used license plate reading technology to track him down after he reportedly robbed a Dollar Tree and Big Lots north of Indianapolis. Reports say he hit the Dollar Tree first where he attempted to pay with a fake $100 bill and then demanded money from the register, per WRTV. After, he allegedly stole money and Funyuns from Big Lots. When law enforcement located his car, they found a bag of Funyuns inside helping to identify him as the suspect in question. If he wasn't so hungry while committing the crimes maybe he could have had a reason to get out of it. However, those delicious onion-tasting chips helped do him in. Don't be like the guy who stole money and Funyuns.
I feel like my love for snacks could end up doing me in one day too. If there's ever a crime filled with Cheeto dust--I might be a suspect. It's hard to resist those whether it's puff, crunchy, flamin' hot--it doesn't matter. I feel like that's how Sansbury must feel about Funyuns. Doritos aren't bad either, but Cheetos reign supreme.
5 Best Fast Food Items On The Value Menu
Today, there are seemingly unlimited options in the fast food landscape. You have options for burgers, chicken sandwiches, tacos, and more. Anything you want you can have. When you're on-the-go and looking for a quick bite, there's nothing better than the value menu. Every fast food restaurant has one. Here are the best fast food items on the value menu.
We all know that fast food is appealing because of its low price and easy access. With prices for combos on the rise, I find myself looking at the value menu more often than ever before. I need to save where I can!
Best Of The Best
I have spent so much time in drive-thrus that I think I could be considered an expert witness in a court case, at this point. I've seen delicious items come and go, prices climb, and experiences all the promos and deals. Why did KFC get rid of the Twister? When will McDonald's bring back the famous Snack Wraps? These are all questions I ask every day, and sadly have no answers for. However, one day...we will get them back. I truly believe it in my heart of hearts.
I could go on and on about my love for the value menu. I'd say at least once a week I think back on my high school days when the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's was only 99 cents. Do you remember that? 99 cents! It was amazing. Now, the price for one JBC is closer to $3 than it is 99 cents. I feel like this is the new version of that old "back in my day, we'd walk 2 miles to school up hill both ways! stories your grandparents would tell. Now, these stories are all about how low the value menu prices were back in our day. "When I was your age, every item on the dollar menu was a dollar!"
After years of research, I've finally identified the best of the best when it comes to value menus. On this list, you'll find burgers, chicken sandwiches, tacos, and even some items that fall into the 'miscellaneous' category. Without further delay, let's get to the list!
The 5 Best Fast Food Items On The Value Menu
Junior Bacon Cheeseburger (JBC) - Wendy's
Bacon...mayo...crispy lettuce...what's not to love? It's one of the best sandwiches in fast food, and it's on the value menu.
McChicken - McDonald's
It never misses. Of all the value menu chicken sandwiches, none are better than the McChicken.

DES PLAINES, IL - OCTOBER 24: In this photo illustration, a McChicken sandwich sits with typical Dollar Menu items sold at a McDonald's restaurant on October 24, 2013 in Des Plaines, Illinois. McDonald's has announced it will make changes to its low-priced Dollar Menu, which includes items like coffee, small fries, hamburgers and apple pies. The new menu, dubbed the Dollar Menu and More, will offer some higher priced options such as the grilled Onion Cheddar Burger and a McChicken sandwich. (Photo Illustration by Scott Olson/Getty Images)
Whopper Jr. - Burger King
It's actually an impressive size! I mean, have you seen the size of the OG Whopper? It lives up to its name, that's for sure. The Jr. works perfectly fine for me.
Spicy Potato Soft Taco - Taco Bell
It's delicious and it's only a dollar. Remember when value menus used to be dollar menus? *audible sigh* I do. Taco Bell is keeping the tradition alive.
Cheese Curds - Culver's
It's a rare treat to enjoy Culver's Cheese Curds. It's a rare treat to enjoy cheese curds, at all. You can get fries anywhere, but you can't get curds at every drive-thru. If I drive by a Culver's I have to stop and get some.
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