Is 7-Eleven Really Going To Sell Hot Dog-Flavored Sparkling Water?
Is 7-Eleven really going to be selling hot dog-flavored sparkling water? (Photo by Tim Boyle/Getty Images)
Is 7-Eleven really going to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water? That sounds disgusting. Hopefully, this is just an early April Fool’s Day prank.
The chain announced they will be selling hot dog-flavored sparkling water that tastes like their Big Bite Hot Dogs! Is this real? Let’s dive in!
Is 7-Eleven Really Going To Sell Hot Dog-Flavored Sparkling Water?
Well, it is that time of year. We all have to be on edge and don’t believe everything you see. With April 1st just around the corner, believe nothing!
Lately, brands have been participating in April Fool’s Day just like your roommates and co-workers are. Turns out, when brands and companies try to pull April Fool’s Day pranks, it’s just as annoying as when your friends do it–maybe even more so.
I feel like when you’re rolling out a unique product like this, you have to be aware of your timing. If you introduce something strange around April 1st, people are going to have a hard time believing you (or at least they should).
There’s just no way this could be real. Who on earth would want to drink this? If you thought the pizza-flavored beer was a bad idea, this hot dog-flavored sparking water is saying “hold my beer” (or hold my can, whatever).
According to Chew Boom, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water was developed with Miracle Seltzer. It would be the latest in 7-Eleven’s 7-Select sparking waters that has a range of innovative flavors. Those flavors include things like Lemon Lime, Green Apple, and Sweet Orange–nothing close to as funky as Hot Dog.
The company says more details on the product will be available on April 1st. Coincidence? I don’t think so! We’re onto you, 7-Eleven.
What do you think? Could this actually be a real product or are they trying to pull a fast one on us ahead of April Fool’s Day? If it really is real…would you be willing to try it? I think I’d have to kindly pass. It would be like drinking the dirty hot dog water out of one of those carts! See what the (alleged) can looks like below!
We all know who’s super excited for this Hot Dog Water and hoping that it’s real…
Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Chuck Moments
Oh, Chuck The Freak. Where would we be without you? The funny man often makes the Peep Show what it is. I can’t imagine the show without his wit, comedy, and good looks.
To celebrate Chuck The Freak, we’ve found 5 of our favorite hilarious Chuck moments from The Peep Show. Check them out below!
Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Chuck Moments
Obviously, choosing 5 favorite Chuck moments was no easy feat. Seriously, I feel like every moment with Chuck The Freak is worthy of a highlight. So, it was a challenging task finding 5 of the most hilarious. However, it has been done. Blood, sweat, tears, and laughs went into the effort. Now, I think we have the ultimate list.
These videos are all vastly different. They cover different topics, but they all have one thing in common: they’re hilarious. Better yet…they’re hilarious because of Chuck The Freak. Of course, you can search through our YouTube page and find hilarious Peep Shows featuring great moments from Dave, funny Lisa moments, Andy, Jason, and Al. Actually, you might have missed it but we already covered the Best Of Andy Peep Show Videos. Definitely worth checking out sometime. Then, come back sometime to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com where we will soon have Best Of Peep Show videos and lists available for every member of the show! Just give me a minute, I’m getting to it, I promise.
In the videos below, you’ll see several different sides of Chuck The Freak. There’s the sexual side, one about Chuck dying, some advice you could only get from Chuck The Freak, and one video where Chuck shares his dreams. Now, that’s personal! However, there’s no boundaries and nothing is off limit with Chuck The Freak. You know that!
Ready for the best of the best? Check out 5 hilarious Chuck The Freak moments below!
Peep Show: The Best Of Chuck The Freak
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.
