This Is The Ideal Penis Size Women Find Most Attractive
Does size matter? (Photo by Denis Doyle/Getty Images)
What’s the ideal penis size? Are you smaller than average? These are perfectly normal questions to wonder. Now, science has given us an answer. We now know the ideal penis size women find the most attractive.
All of your worrying can now come to an end. You can end all of the experiments. Others have done the research for you. Here’s what we learned.
This Is The Ideal Penis Size Women Find Most Attractive
Well, if you’re looking this up because you feel like you’re smaller than average and hoping to find good news that women don’t care about size. Size doesn’t matter, right? That’s what they say. Unfortunately, it’s not true. According to the data, size does, indeed, matter. As does girth.
According to Daily Mail, a study was conducted where participants were shown 24 pictures of penises. Then, they reviewed the photos based on categories including length, girth, and amount of pubic hair.
The penises in the pictures varied in length and girth. Pubic hair also varied from trimmed to untrimmed to completely absent, according to Daily Mail.
Participants in the study were then asked to rate the penises in terms of attractiveness and how ‘good in bed’ the man would be, according to Daily Mail.
Per Daily Mail, researchers concluded, “Penises which were wider, longer, and moderately hair were perceived more positively in terms of personality and sexual appeal.”
Oh no. So, you’re telling me sense of humor and my personality will now be tied to my penis size? That’s not great!
Another noteworthy find of the study highlight by Daily Mail was that the study found that people with long pubic hair were “seen as less agreeable, less open to new experiences, almost likely to have the smallest number of sexual partners compared to men with trimmed or no pubic hair.”
So, if you want your private areas to have the appearance that you have a lot of sex, even when you don’t, consider doing a little manscaping! Make it look like you’re accustomed to having guests.
9 Dudes Who Should Have Won 'Sexiest Man Alive'
Congratulations, Patrick Dempsey! You’ve been named People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive‘ for 2023. You now join an impressive class of men including George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Brad Pitt. Nobody can take this title from you…although, maybe they should.
Look, there’s no questioning he’s a handsome guy. Sure, I’ll even say sexy. I’m just saying maybe he deserved the award when he was a little more, how do I put this delicately, popular? I think he would have been unquestionably in the running for the title in 2007. Why give him the title now?
Sexiest Man Alive
It would have made a lot of sense for him to win Sexiest Man Alive during his run as Dr. Derek Shepherd on Grey’s Anatomy. He was literally nicknamed McDreamy! Patrick Dempsey was a household name and just about everyone had a crush on him. Patrick was adored by the girls at school and their moms alike. During that time, he was the sexiest man alive. Today? He’s still sexy, but some other sexy men are missing out on a well-deserved title because we forgot to give Patrick Dempsey his 15 years ago.
In recent years, People’s Sexiest Man Alive title has gone to Chris Evans (2022), Paul Rudd (2021), and Michael B. Jordan (2020). All of whom are very much deserving of the award in that year. Chris Evans has long been one of the internet’s favorite crushes. Plus, he’s Captain America! He was in the news every week for something whether it’s the blockbuster he was starring in or someone he was rumored to be dating.
Paul Rudd is aging like a fine wine. He’s just getting better and better over the years and seems to have cracked the secret to aging. I’d say he deserves the title. Then, obviously Michael B. Jordan deserved the title in 2020. He is certainly one of the sexiest men alive and was starring in the Creed movies (along with other major films) and was a big part of pop culture. Can you name the last movie Patrick Dempsey starred in? Think on it.
I think an important metric that should be considered during the process of determining the sexiest man alive should be are they currently popular? Otherwise, there’s an employee at my local gym that would be worthy of the title. He’s probably just as known as Dempsey right now. So, here are 9 other dudes who I think should have and could have won sexiest man alive in 2023.
Other Men Worthy Of The Title
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.