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Some Of Weirdest Halloween Costumes To Look Out For In 2023

Every year there are new trending costumes like a few years back EVERYONE was the Tiger King. Well now it appears anything can be a Halloween costume these days. Or…

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Every year there are new trending costumes like a few years back EVERYONE was the Tiger King. Well now it appears anything can be a Halloween costume these days. Or at least the companies that make those cheap, foam pull-over costumes think so.

"Huff Post" just did its annual round-up of the WEIRDEST Halloween costumes you can buy. Here are the highlights.

Ceiling Fan.  The hat is supposed to look like a fan, and it comes with a shirt that says, "Let's Go, Ceiling!"  (Get it?  Ceiling FAN?)

A Utility Pole costume for couples.  You're each a utility pole, and you're connected by straps that look like power lines.

A "Before, During, and After" you go to the BATHROOM costume.   It requires three people.  One costume is a full roll of toilet paper . . . another is an empty roll . . . and the third costume is poop.

Sexy Ronald McDonald.  The lingerie site 3Wishes.com is selling it.

Sexy Patrick from "SpongeBob SquarePants".  He's the pink starfish.

"Sexy Red Super Plumber", a.k.a. Mario.  It's one of the rare "sexy" costumes meant for guys.  You can also get Sexy Unicorn and Sexy Vampire costumes for men this year.

Botched Surgery costume.  Your whole body is covered in bandages, so it looks like you had a nose job, face lift, and every other cosmetic procedure.

Charcuterie Board.  It hangs on your chest and has pictures of various meats and cheeses.  They suggest pairing it with a glass of red wine.

A Bud Light couples costume.  Each of you are a can of Bud Light.

A Price Is Right Four-Pack meant for FOUR people.  Each person wears a belt that looks like the podiums contestants stand behind.  One of you is biding $1700 . . . another is $800 . . . another says $801 . . . and the last person bid a buck.

Dumpster fire.  A burning dumpster, and you're the trash.

A Kale Salad and Ranch costume for couples.  One of you is a piece of kale, and the other is a bottle of ranch.  It's for couples where one person eats healthy, and the other doesn't.

Chicken Nugget being dipped in sauce.  That one's kind of cute.  It's a costume for toddlers.

A taco costume for guinea pigs?!? Petco sells it.  There's also a sushi costume for pet lizards.

10 ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes that Actually Exist

"Sexy" Halloween costumes are nothing new, but there is such a thing as going too far with the whole “sexy” angle.

Want proof? Check out these ten “sexy” Halloween costumes that actually exist. Perhaps you'll see one or more of these costumes when attending an upcoming Halloween party!

'Sexy' Wordle

The folks at Yandy call this outfit the "What's the Word Costume" likely for trademark reasons, but we know what this. There aren't enough five-letter words to describe how lame it is to try and make Wordle "sexy."

'Work Harder' Costume

Not quite sure what the point of this costume even is. "Hustle" culture isn't great as it is, but we don't need to make it "sexy."

'Sexy' Pit Crew Member?

Similar to the "Work Harder" costume, this one leads to more questions than answers. Do racing pit crews need to be "sexy"? How affective is this person when trying to change tires quickly considering the bottom half of her boobs are out?

'Con Heiress' Costume

Oh, wow...is this costume wild! The "Con Heiress" costume is not-so-loosely based on Anna Sorokin, the woman who famously posed as a German heiress and con a bunch of high-society New Yorkers out of money. (The whole saga was chronicled in the Netflix series Inventing Anna.) The whole costume is rather simple, but the obvious draw is the included pair of underwear with "Do you accept wire transfer?" on the butt.

'Sexy Edible Gummy' Costume

If you don't understand the context of this costume, you might be high.

'Sexy' Cruella de Vil Couples Costume

Cruella de Vil is actually a great costume idea, but a “Sexy” Cruella with a Dalmatian is slightly disturbing, because of that whole making the dogs into a coat thing.

'Sexy' Top Gun

For those that wanted Maverick, Goose and/or Iceman to hook up, there's some good news with these costumes.

'Sexy' Wonder Woman

This one seems a bit redundant considering Wonder Woman is already sexy, but hey...to each their own.

'Sexy' Movie Popcorn

Seriously, no one asked to make movie popcorn "sexy"!

'Sexy' Chucky Costume

Similar to the aforementioned movie popcorn, no one asked to make the murderous Chucky doll "sexy"! Just stop it!