This Terrifying Stranger Things Decoration Is The Scariest of the 2023 Season!
Move over, life-sized skeleton: The scariest Halloween decoration is here and it’s the most terrifying of the 2023 season And it’s about to sell out. Yes, just when you thought…
Matthew Modine attends Stranger Things: The Experience in NY and surprises fans on August 31, 2022 in New York City.
(Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images for Netflix)Move over, life-sized skeleton: The scariest Halloween decoration is here and it's the most terrifying of the 2023 season
And it's about to sell out.
Yes, just when you thought dead bodies, skeletons and front lawns turned into cemeteries was freaky enough, Walmart is selling a life-sized "Stranger Things" Demogorgon.
For $400, you could buy the 7.5-foot-tall monster from the hit Netflix series.
Oh, and it's animated. Which means every child under ten will cry and run away.
We think we can christen it the the Scariest Halloween Decoration of the year.
But $400? Can you really put a price on terrifying every man, woman and child who walks past your house for the next two months?
For those who don't know:
A Demogorgon is like a science experiment gone VERY wrong in the Upside Down, a freaky parallel world. This thing's got a petal-face that's not for giving flowers, but for munching on people.
Seriously, dental hygiene is not its strong suit.
It's not into long walks on the beach, unless you're its snack. This monster's got a nose for trouble and can sniff out humans like we're delicious, walking hot dogs.
Plus, it can open portals between its creepy realm and ours, like an unwelcome guest who never leaves.
You can blame those sneaky government experiments for inviting it to the Hawkins party. Basically, it's like the town's worst Airbnb guest, wrecking the place and leaving goo everywhere.
In a nutshell, the Demogorgon is the show's way of saying, "Hey, what if your worst nightmares had a baby?"
It's the poster child for "stranger danger," and every time it shows up, you know things are about to get wild, gooey, and seriously upside down.
Here's the link.
Spirit Halloween Already Has 14 Massachusetts Locations Open – Here’s Where!
I almost started this article with, "Well it's that time of year again," except... aren't we a little early??
Anyway, that time of year is "Abandoned Stores Turn Into Spirit Halloweens"... time... of year. Eh! You know what I'm saying. And it's already begun! To the tune of 14 Spirit Halloweens already being open in Massachusetts! From the time they opened (August 3rd) that gives you almost 3 full months to get your Halloween costume and decor in order.
My family loves going to Spirit Halloween. And we know we could just shop online but there's something much more special and Halloweenie walking into an actual brick and mortar store and checking out all the plastic ghouls, Styrofoam tombstones, and fake spider web in person. I just think this might be the first year Spirit Halloween got a jump on the big box stores and all those drug store and grocery store Halloween candy isles.
If you're already thinking of posting your meme or GIF of the dancing pumpkin-headed man in the black tights then this is info you crave like candy corn on Christmas day. So let's give you the rundown. Below I will give you the addresses of all 14 Spirit Halloweens that are already open right now in Massachusetts. One Spirit Halloween is popping up for the first time in a location that definitely stings a bit for me personally as I LOVE seeing this landmark every time I drive on Cape Cod - many times just stopping with the family to browse on our way to Cape beaches.
And if you want MORE Halloween, check out last year's Massachusetts Halloween candy haul here and find out what was handed out most to least in Mass.
Now let's get to those ghoulishly delicious Spirit Halloween Bay State locations:
North Attleborough
1360 South Washington St.
North Attleboro
Dartmouth
Dartmouth Town Center
388 State Rd.
Dartmouth
Marlborough
Solomon Pond Mall
601 Donald Lynch Blvd.
Marlborough
Pittsfield
Dalton Ave Plaza
457 Dalton Ave.
Pittsfield
Plymouth
The Plaza at Colony Place
1222 Colony Place Rd.
Plymouth
Raynham
Broadway
240 Broadway
Raynham
Reading
128 Market Place
1 General Way
Reading
Salem
Hawthorne Square
227 Highland Ave.
Salem
Springfield
Lowes Plaza
1522 Boston Road
Springfield
Sudbury
Sudbury Crossing
435 Boston Post Rd.
Sudbury
Tewksbury
Stadium Plaza
10 Main St.
Tewksbury
Westborough
Bay State Commons
1500 Union St.
Westborough
Westfield
Westfield Shops
415 E Main St.
Westfield
Worcester
Lincoln Plaza
541 Lincoln St.
Worcester
