Florida’s Version Of Tarzan Busted Wearing A Loincloth After Hit And Run
The Florida version of Tarzan apparently doesn’t swing from trees, he crashes into multiple cars then flees the cops! According to reports, Stephen Peterson’s naked body covered in just a…
The Florida version of Tarzan apparently doesn't swing from trees, he crashes into multiple cars then flees the cops!
According to reports, Stephen Peterson’s naked body covered in just a loin cloth was the center of attention for the Flagler County Sheriff’s Department, in Florida, earlier this week.
Cops say the 22-year-old was speeding in his vehicle when he “struck multiple cars,” and still “continued down the road. Then, a Florida Fish & Wildlife officer tried pulling him over, but Peterson wasn’t having it…allegedly.
From there, Peterson drove his dinged-up SUV onto a high school running track, a landfill, into a “wooded area,” and then onto Interstate 95.
Finally, Peterson was coaxed out of the car…that’s when police saw he was only wearing “socks and a small covering around his waist.” Peterson, and the passenger that was with him, are now facing a host of charges…and there’s still no explanation for the lack of clothing.
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Probably Higher Than You Think
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That's One Place To Store Things
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That escalated quickly.
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Don't Livestream Your Crime
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Lock your doors no matter what!
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Sure, sure. But just to be safe, we're going to arrest you.
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How? What?
