What trouble did Florida’s Batman get up to?
A man wearing a Batman mask was arrested after after he allegedly stole around $300 in merchandise from Walmart. A store associate told police the suspect left the store without…
A man wearing a Batman mask was arrested after after he allegedly stole around $300 in merchandise from Walmart.
A store associate told police the suspect left the store without paying in a red mustang and wearing a Batman mask. Police were able to track down the suspect and identified him as Jonah Goodfellow.
Goodfellow who works a tax preparer confessed to police that he stole the merchandise. We guess this tax preparer by day, crime fighter by night, didn’t realize he had to pay for stuff at Walmart!
He was arrested and charged with retail theft. No word on what exactly the Dark Knight of Tax Prep stole.
Dave and Chuck’s Top Mugshots of 2022
Some of you did some mischievous things in 2022 giving us the top mugshots of 2022! Hoping for a more legal year in 2023!
Probably Higher Than You Think
We hope he learns his lesson in 2023!
That's One Place To Store Things
Listen, your body, your choice but make sure the items belong to you!
Cue Up 'Saturday Night's Alright'
You think his parents were bigger fans of 'Crocodile Rock' or 'Tiny Dancer?'
He-Man Would NEVER Do This!
Yikes times 1000!
You Can Purchase These On The Internet
You can purchase used under garments on the Internet for anyone considering doing this.
He Certainly Stole James and Chuck's
Stole some hearts after stealing some items.
Who Doesn't Love a Man in Uniform?
Still can't do this though.
Applying Make-Up is Hard
Anyone who's ever attempted doing make-up for a night out or a Halloween costume knows, it can be tough!
We Don't Recommend This
Based on his mugshot, we assume he's had other things up there as well.
That's Not The Law
Once again, don't take your clothes off in public.
50 Shades of Yowza!
That escalated quickly.
Caught Red Handed
Dead ringer in the police line-up.
Face Tat Distraction
Maybe he thought people wouldn't notice because of his rad face tattoos?
Don't Livestream Your Crime
Weird flex.
She's Got Attitude
It's one thing to say it, but it's a whole different level to get it tattooed on your neck!
Straight Outta Florida
Only a handful of places this would happen in the States.
No Means No
Consent is key, people.
Always Lock Your Doors
Lock your doors no matter what!
That's Not A Motor Vehicle
Can't drive a golf cart drunk. Can't drive a golf cart on the highway.
History Repeats Itself
Can't way we didn't see this one coming.
Talk About Cutting Corners
Do your research before you hire someone.
It Was A Joke!
Sure, sure. But just to be safe, we're going to arrest you.
We Have Some Questions
How? What?
