Guy Arrested For Watching Porn In His Car Has A Crazy Name

A 58-year-old Florida man was just enjoying a nice afternoon in his Honda Civic watching some gay pornography.

According to police reports the man, named Phuc Kieu (which is really the only funny part of this story) was laying back in the driver’s seat all the way back with the pornography on a portable DVD player. The porn must have got him uncontrollably randy cause he then allegedly pulled a 21-year-old male passerby into his car and tried to rip his clothes off while straddling him.

Reports claim Kieu pounced on the victim, punched him in the mouth, and pulled him into the Honda where the straddling and ripping off of clothes began. The victim escaped screaming "rapist" but left behind a backpack which netted Kieu and additional charge.

Phuc Kieu was charged with sexual assault, kidnapping, and robbery.

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