Dude’s Bulge Keeps Him From Getting A Job!

A well endowed man from the UK claims he was turned down from a job because of his enormous manhood.

The guy is going by the name "Joe" and Joe is hauling around nine-and-a-half inches down there.

Joe he claims he was at a job interview, and things were going very well…or so he thought. But turns out he didn’t get the job, even though he was a “good candidate.”  He found out it was because they thought he was engaging in some “inappropriate behavior” during the interview.

By that, they meant that they were staring at his crotch and mistook that bulge for him having a full erection…which he wasn’t.

Joe also has to wear special underwear with a pouch to held everything in and feels that his super sized penis interferes with leading a normal life, and derailing his career.

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Those who listen to Dave and Chuck the Freak regularly, probably know that James has an interesting take when it comes to talking about other men.

Especially those that have great bodies, are good at dancing, are above average looking, or have some sort of exemplary talent…but it’s not because he’s into them in a romantic or sexual way. It’s all about normalizing dudes complimenting other dudes and not feeling weird about it.

There are many celebs worthy of the man crush title, but here are James’s biggest man crushes and why!

He is the OG hunk! Since watching “Saved By the Bell” as a kid I always admired Zach Morris. 

Such a cool kid, was popular in school, was dating the hottest chick in school, he was THE HUNK everyone wanted to be in school.

He was probably one of the first males I admired, since my admiration was mostly directed towards a character he played, he rounds out the bottom of the Man Crush Countdown.

Handsome, kind, and funny! He is the perfect specimen for your everyday good looking, nice guy. 

He’s proof you do NOT need to be cut up like a mofo from spending countless hours in the gym and dieting to be hunky, just being extremely handsome is enough.

He seems like the type of dude you could trust to be around your girl and not be worried his extreme level handsomeness will cause her panties to drop.

Back in his “High School Musical” Days I didn’t want anything to do with him. 

Once I saw his humorous side in “Neighbors” I was a bit more open to him.  Then a few shirtless pictures later and a co-starring role with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson on “Baywatch” and he hit man crush status. 

The guy can sing, he can dance, can wash laundry on his stomach, and he’s handsome as the devil. It’d be a shame if he’s NOT on your man crush list.

Dance moves and abs is what puts Channing Tatum on the Man Crush Countdown!

I used to be SOOOOO jealous of Channing. Women flaunting over him, looking amazing with his shirt off, he CAN DANCE LIKE A MOFO. Hated him. Until I saw him in “This Is The End” his small role in that film changed him for me.

He surprised me, I was not expecting someone that looked and danced like that to be able to make me laugh as hard as he did. My hatred melted away to fandom and I’ve been trying to get abs and the ability to dance to “Pony” as great as Mr. Tatum ever since.

This guy sweats pure testosterone and (probably) farts masculinity.

The long haired, beer swigging, axe throwing sexy son of a bitch made Aquaman… That’s right AQUAMAN! One of the most ridiculed characters in super hero history… He made that character cool!

He looks good with his shirt off and works on motorcycles, plus has enough of a sense of humor that he made a cameo on “The Peacemaker.”  For these reasons he makes it to number 2 on my man crush countdown.

My number one man crush! I was never a fan of Cena at first. Hated the WWE rapper with the spinning championship belt…then he started showing up in movies.

He was shockingly REALLY funny in these movies too. The “Trainwreck” scene in the movie theater where he threatens to lick someone inappropriately as a threat and his role as the drug dealer in “Sisters” are the two roles that changed my view on him.

Then learning about the amount of time and energy he gives to the Make-A-Wish foundation and how jacked he looks with his shirt off is what puts him over into the top slot of my man crush countdown.