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This one a little dark sided, so be warned! A location on an Oklahoma river where a couple guys were noodling for catfish is now a murder investigation scene!According to reports 53-year-old Larry Sanders claims his fishing partner, Jimmy Knighten, had summoned Bigfoot to come kill him.  Sanders was left with only one option, he had to kill Knighten to stop the threat of Bigfoot. At least that is what he told police.

Police say it appeared that Sanders was under the influence of something when he confessed to murder of Knighten.

After finding Knighten’s body almost 24 hours after the incident down river, Sanders was charged with first degree murder.

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13 Awesome "Idiot Criminal of the Day" Stories

  • Bag of Drugs Labeling Gone Wrong

    These guys got caught when they had a bag full of drugs with a really stupid label on it.

    How stupid?  See what it said here.

    New York Attorney General Eric T. Schneiderman Announces Large Heroin Bust

    (Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

  • I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags

    If you stole a bunch of clothes, would you take the tags off them before you fled?  Would you cut off the anti-theft devices attached to them? Would you be WEARING one of the stolen items when the cops tracked you down?   If you answered “no,” then you’re not as idiotic as these people.

    See how it all went down here.

    Shopping Tags

    (Photo by Adam Berry/Getty Images)

  • Idiot Criminal, Idiot T-Shirt

    This genius from Arkansas stole a motorcycle and made a t-shirt out of the police brochure looking for him. Guess what?

    They found him and his shirt and posted it for us all to see.

    Man on motorcycle

    (Photo By Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

  • Not My Meth, Not My Pants

    A guy caught with meth in his sweatpants pocket had an excuse:  He borrowed the pants from someone else.  Turns out the cops didn’t quite buy that for a very simple reason:  a “bit” of a height difference.

    See how much here.

    methamphetamines

    (Photo by Hannelore Foerster/Getty Images)

  • DQ Idiot

    This guy rammed into a DQ that was JUST remodeled.

    We’re including him because only an idiot would inflict this kind of damage on an innocent and helpless Dairy Queen.

    The surveillance video seen here is crazy because he’s going so fast it looks sped up.

    Dairy Queen Blizzard

    (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

     

  • Scratch Ticket Redemption

    This guy stole scratch tickets and then tried to cash in the winning tickets at the same store he stole them from.  Dumb right?

    But what’s even dumber is how much the winning tickets were worth.  

    Lottery Counter

    (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

  • Double Your Idiots, Double Your Fun

    Two strangers get in accident and are arrested for the same crimes.

    Find out how this idiot match made in heaven happened here.

    Car crashed into pole

    (Photo by Pierre Crom/Getty Images)

  • Bad Tipper Gets Tipped

    An idiot ordered 3 rounds of drinks without tipping then went out and started a fire at a Key West landmark.

    The bartender saw police footage of the crime and recognized the bad tipper.  He was able to help the police catch him because the guy left a clue. A real dumb one.

    See the idiot in all his glory here.

    Key West buoy  marker

    (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

  • Fishing Needles?

    Police responded to calls about a suspicious person and found this guy.  He had some bulges in his pocket that turned out to be syringes.  When they asked him about them, he said they were “for fishing.”

    See why that didn’t quite add up here. 

    Syringe

    (Photo by David Ryder/Getty Images)

  • Carjack is Whack

    When you pick a car to carjack, it’s usually a bad idea to try a marked police car.

    But this guy did.  That makes him an idiot and you can see video of him trying to flee here.  (Spoiler alert: he doesn’t make it.)

    police car

    (Photo by Stewart F. House/Getty Images)

  • I Don't Do That

    Someone called the police to report stolen prescription drugs. When they questioned this idiot, he said it couldn’t be him because he’s a heroin user, not a pill popper.

    He even showed the cops proof.  See that proof here.

    Heroin user

    (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

     

  • Ambulance Emergency

    A guy stole a running ambulance, which would make you think that’s why he got caught.  But it’s where he drove it that got him busted.  See where he ended up.   

    ambulance

    (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

  • NOT the Bank Employee of the Month

    An employee at a bank stole $88,000 in cash from the vault.  But he couldn’t resist doing something really dumb with his haul.  See how this idiot got caught.

    Money

    (Photo Illustration by Alex Wong/Getty Images)