How Did a Soccer Player Destroy One of His Balls?

A German soccer player suffered an accident that will result in the lose of one of his testicles!!! What's crazy is the accident did NOT happen on the soccer field. 

Thorsten Legat ruptured his testicle while practicing for a reality TV show. He was training to do dives at a pool when the accident happened. He jumped off the diving platform and didn't keep his legs closed causing him to hit the water hard.

This caused his testicle to rupture and swell up to the size of a balloon. He will have to get it removed.

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As you’ve probably heard, Dave has bought me some pretty funny gifts over the years. For some reason that I have yet to figure out, he really enjoys buying me items with a Jewish twist, specifically clothes.

Check out my top Jewish-themed gifts I’ve received from Dave below!

-Jason

Honorable Mention - Menorah Socks

Not much more needs to be said. They are cozy, fuzzy socks with a Menorah on them. I can't lie, they are comfortable and one of the gifts I've actually used!

The Mensch on a Bench is essentially the 'Elf on the Shelf' for Jewish folks and I was confused by this gift because I didn't have a kid at the time. Maybe he had a premonition a few years ago that I would be needing it in the future, or his search history for all my Jewish gifts recommended it and he was running out of ideas.

This is one of the strangest presents I received from Dave. He claims it is a bag to use while grocery shopping but I think it's 100% a handbag purse. Unfortunately for him, his money could have been better spent because it has never left my office.

One year for Hanukkah Dave gave me a couple items to store in my office. First, A Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater that could be used for an ugly sweater Holiday party.
 

Second, a long-sleeve bright yellow Menorah t-shirt that has a fake tie on it, like a Jewish Tuxedo t-shirt that I almost wore at my wedding but my wife Jessi wasn't on board.

Another birthday present from Dave. This one is from 2019. I haven't found the right situation to bust it out in public and don't think I ever will!
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The most infamous of all the gifts! Dave got me this menorah, dreidel, Star of David donned robe for my birthday back in 2016. It has been hanging up in my office ever since. It has kept me warm when the stations heat has gone out in the winter, and I've worn it out to D&CTF events such as the .5K! Santa even found me to take a picture!