James // Dave & Chuck the Freak
June 25th
This looks like a Renaissance Fair. Two guys dressed as knights do a “pan-slapping contest.” They’re sitting on a plank facing one another, and they take turns hitting each other in the HELMET with a skillet . . . until one of them falls.
Panslapping contest… pic.twitter.com/MP4pmEVB9Y
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) June 20, 2022
A listener e-mails the show and wants James to record some erotic audio to play for his wife in he bedroom because she finds his voice sexy. Watch as he tries to replicate the scene from “True Lies” with Jamie lee Curtis and the French guy.
James reveals deep, dark secrets about his childhood bedroom issues. Bunk beds, bed-wetting, and awkward sleepovers all come pouring out.
A Massachusetts carpenter sends a photo of his finger after he got a nail through while listening to the show. James was not ready and his reaction was like a horrified T Rex. Watch how it became called “The James.”
A guy protests outside a dentist’s office by shredding on guitar. The show imagines James hiring Al to play guitar at businesses he has issues with. Watch James lash out at McDonalds, Build A Bear, and even the car wash while Al claims he’d never be able to keep up with all of James’ rage.
95-year-old Orin has been volunteering at 7-11 for 30 years. Chuck and James describe what it would be like if James was Orin’s boss.
Surveys show more people are willing to have sex with robots. What if that robot was a man? What if that robot was James?
While discussing the items being cut from the Taco Bell menu, James goes ballistic when he hears the cheesy gordita crunch is on the chopping block. This is a meltdown of epic proportions.
Scientists say humans can breathe through their butt. The show talks about what it might be like to save James’ life with mouth-to-ass resuscitation. It’s pain, pleasure, and hilarity all at the same time.
A listener e-mail asks what to do with his hands in a specific sex position. When everyone tries to visualizes it, James all of a sudden gets into position to show what it should look like. You gotta see it to believe it.
After some time away from the show with a bad case of Poison Ivy, James is also dealing with equipment failure, new water machine, and some roid rage from his medicine. It’s classic James.
We saved the best for last. It’s no secret James LOVES John Cena (almost to the point of stalking.) He finally met his idol and describes the experience.
You can see pics of his experience here.
