Troy Longwell was a wanted man in Stafford, Virginia. He was trying to avoid arrest by hiding in the ceiling of a salon but when police showed up he decided to make a move to the location next door.

That’s when Longwell, shirtless, dropped through the tiles and into a room at a church, and then walked himself into the active service.

Cops took him into custody there, as well as retrieving the controlled substance, he’d allegedly ditched as he climbed into the ceiling.

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