Man Taunts an Orangutan at a Zoo

Some idiot at a zoo in Indonesia climbed over a fence to taunt an orangutan, but the great ape wasn't in the mood.  It grabbed his shirt and yanked him up against the cage

, then it locked onto his leg and wouldn't let go.  It even tried biting him.

Somebody nearby struggled to help and eventually pulled the guy away.  He wasn't injured, but he was kicked out of the zoo.

The dude's lucky to be alive.  Orangutans are seven times stronger than humans and can lift 500 pounds

Chuck the Freak has a wide assortment of hobbies and things to keep him busy. When he is not ruling over his ant empires, cleaning his aquariums, trying to make contact with extraterrestrial life or polishing rocks he also enjoys playing (trying to play) guitar!

Chuck owns a few guitars, but if he had unlimited funds these are the guitars he would LOVE to own! Here are Chuck the Freak's Top 5 Dream Guitars!

One of the original nameless ghouls in ghost. Still plays this guitar in his original band Magna Carta Cartel.

The man who plays the solos with the most feeling ever. Iconic all black Fender Stratocaster.

No one. And I mean no one looks cooler playing guitar than Slash. Goldtop was perfection and Gibson guitars owes a lot to slash for revitalizing the brand.

The guitar that has been there from the start of U2. It’s even survived a broken neck repair. Gave the Edge a distinctive look and sound from the start.

Jimmy Page purchased this from Joe Walsh. It was used in every Led Zeppelin live show and on ever record they made. Priceless.