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Police were alerted by a silent alarm on the premises of Red Mesa Cantina in St. Petersburg. A trespasser had hopped a fence and was on the property after 2am.

When officers arrived they found the suspect seated in a fenced area with “his pants opened and genitals exposed.” Police questioned him about what was going on, and the suspect acknowledged that he was trespassing and told officers he was just “doing a chant and was cleansing himself spiritually.”

It appears that the man is a transient and has had past arrests for trespassing.  He was arrested again and charged with loitering and prowling.

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  • Karen Metal 2

    This Karen absolutely freaks out and wants to “have a swim in peace.”

  • Karen Metal 3

    This Karen loses her damn mind in a Victoria’s Secret store.

  • Karen Metal 4

    The fourth installment of Karen Metal is a super cut of two breakdowns: One Karen is the “CEO of Hangry” after not eating during a ten-hour shift at work, while the other Karen, who appears to be an instructor of sorts, has a very strict “No Pomegranates” rule. This is a strange one, indeed.

  • Karen Metal 5

    Like “Karen Metal 4,” “Karen Metal 5” is a supercut of two different Karens: The first Karen is very angry about no one giving up their seat for her on public transit, while the second Karen is furious at people for filming her freak out of which there is no context. Regardless, yikes!