Catholic School Apologizes For Fake Rose/Thong Mix-Up on Mother’s Day
Call it an embarrassing learning experience for St. Anselm’s Catholic School in the Northeast Philadelphia neighborhood of Parkwood. For Mother’s Day, the school held a flower sale with fake roses.
There was more to the picture, though, when a closer look at the faux flowers revealed that the petals were really a sexy romantically folded red thong.
The grade school was forced to admit it was an obvious “mistake” for them to giving out that kind of product to moms and have promised an investigation to find out how the error occurred.
Jason the Joo's Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
Jason the Joo's Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
Honorable Mention – Menorah Socks
Not much more needs to be said. They are cozy, fuzzy socks with a Menorah on them. I can’t lie, they are comfortable and one of the gifts I’ve actually used!6. The Mensch on a Bench
The Mensch on a Bench is essentially the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ for Jewish folks and I was confused by this gift because I didn’t have a kid at the time. Maybe he had a premonition a few years ago that I would be needing it in the future, or his search history for all my Jewish gifts recommended it and he was running out of ideas.
5. Jerusalem Purse
This is one of the strangest presents I received from Dave. He claims it is a bag to use while grocery shopping but I think it’s 100% a handbag purse. Unfortunately for him, his money could have been better spent because it has never left my office.
4. Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater
One year for Hanukkah Dave gave me a couple items to store in my office. First, A Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater that could be used for an ugly sweater Holiday party.
3. Hannukah Shirt and Tie
Second, a long-sleeve bright yellow Menorah t-shirt that has a fake tie on it, like a Jewish Tuxedo t-shirt that I almost wore at my wedding but my wife Jessi wasn’t on board.
