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NASA Attempting to Attract Aliens By Launching Nudes into Space!

In hopes of attracting aliens or opening up a line of communication with extraterrestrial life NASA is trying a fool proof plan that ALWAYS works for men when trying to…

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In hopes of attracting aliens or opening up a line of communication with extraterrestrial life NASA is trying a fool proof plan that ALWAYS works for men when trying to attract a partner...sending nudes!

This is all part of a project called the “Beacon in the Galaxy” (BITG). Whose main purpose is to make contact with alien civilizations. Now the nudes they're sending aren't the type you have saved on your phone either. No NASA scientist is in the bathroom taking mirror pics of their privates...at least not for the BITG.

The nudes are actually pixel drawings of a naked man and woman next to a depiction of DNA. Along with the pixel nudes are other bits of information about our planet.

Scientists believe this image could help make contact with alien civilizations.

Chuck the Freak has a wide assortment of hobbies and things to keep him busy. When he is not ruling over his ant empires, cleaning his aquariums, trying to make contact with extraterrestrial life or polishing rocks he also enjoys playing (trying to play) guitar!

Chuck owns a few guitars, but if he had unlimited funds these are the guitars he would LOVE to own! Here are Chuck the Freak's Top 5 Dream Guitars!

Martin Persner Gibson Rd Black and Tan Sunburst

One of the original nameless ghouls in ghost. Still plays this guitar in his original band Magna Carta Cartel.

David Gilmore Fender “Black Strat”

The man who plays the solos with the most feeling ever. Iconic all black Fender Stratocaster.

Slash Goldtop Gibson Les Paul

No one. And I mean no one looks cooler playing guitar than Slash. Goldtop was perfection and Gibson guitars owes a lot to slash for revitalizing the brand.

The Edge Gibson 1976 Explorer

The guitar that has been there from the start of U2. It’s even survived a broken neck repair. Gave the Edge a distinctive look and sound from the start.

Jimmy Page “Number One” 1959 Gibson Les Paul

Jimmy Page purchased this from Joe Walsh. It was used in every Led Zeppelin live show and on ever record they made. Priceless.