Florida Woman Breaks Out Dance Moves During Sobriety Test
Amy Ann Harrington had an unfortunate incident involving an alcohol-related car crash near her home in Madeira Beach, Florida.
Cops say Harrington showed “multiple signs of impairment during roadside sobriety tests.”
Even though she was “slurring” her speech and “unsteady on her feet,” she apparently was dead set on proving her sobriety by whipping out some “ballet and Irish folk dance moves.”
As impressive as that was, however, Harrington was still hit with a reckless driving charge, and hit with 12-months’ probation and 50-hours of community service…none of which involve dance lessons as far as we can tell.
And before you ask, no – there’s no video as yet.
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