A 32-year-old guy in Scotland was hungry and DRUNK last Saturday, and couldn’t drive. So he decided to walk to McDonald’s, but got there and it was drive-thru only.
So he tried to walk through and order, which isn’t allowed. And when they told him that, he tried to pretend he was in a car by making VROOM VROOM sounds.
That didn’t work . . . so then he claimed that he “IDENTIFIES as a truck,” and it’s on his birth certificate. Sadly, he never got his Big Mac.
Dave & Chuck the Freak's Wildest Mugshots of the Day
The Cookie Guy
This guy broke into a bakery. The bakery put his surveillance video photo on cookies and handed them out for free…and they caught him! See his mugshot here!
The Shocked Emoji Guy
Warning: This guy’s crimes are pretty dark-sided. But his mug shot looks like the shocked emoji. See it here!
Tattoos for Eyebrows
Need we say more? Yep, this guy has tattoos for eyebrows. He’s wanted for arson and assault. See what he looks like.
39 Year Old Hooker
A Florida woman was arrested for soliciting sex for cash from an undercover officer. She’s only 39 years old, but you won’t believe it when you see her.
4 Handed Mug Shot
This guy from Virginia needed some help to pose for his mugshot. As in 4 hands holding his head still. See his wild photo…and decide what’s on his tongue.
Family Mug Shot
The family that gets their mugshots taken together, stays together…in jail. See this Florida family mugshot here.
Curly Sharpie Moustache
He stole his friend’s wallet and phone and he has a curly handlebar moustache drawn with Sharpie on his face. See if the photo is as wild as you think it is.
Meth Pipe Up the Bum
Pretty much what it says. A 22 year-old from Texas was arrested on a warrant and told the police she has a meth pipe on her, but it wasn’t evident. They had to find it…in her bum. Sadly, there are several years’ worth of her mugshots here.
Cartoon Head
Mr. Potato Head? Max Headroom? Dumbo? This guy has the look of some cartoon character. Check him out and decide for yourself.
Florida Man (Literally)
If you have a tattoo of the state of Florida on your forehead, you win the “Florida Man” title. See him here.
Chronic Masturbator
Art imitates life…or something like that. This guy was busted for chronic masturbation and his mugshot looks like he was caught in the act. Ewwww.
Drunk Trespasser
When this Florida woman broke into a home looking for her boyfriend, she was shoeless, wet, smelled of booze, and sounded intoxicated. Her mug shot makes it look that way, too.
Drug-Free T-Shirt Guy
Quite simply, this guy got busted for drugs, and the t-shirt he wore in his mug shot said “Drug Free.” His pose is classic.