LISTEN LIVE

A Drunk Guy Walked to a Drive-Thru and Tried to Trick Them With “Vroom Vroom” Sounds

A 32-year-old guy in Scotland was hungry and DRUNK last Saturday, and couldn’t drive.  So he decided to walk to McDonald’s, but got there and it was drive-thru only. So…

DCTF

Drive through McDonalds on The Highway on 24th February 2020 in London, United Kingdom. A drive-through or drive-thru is a type of take-out service provided by a business that allows customers to purchase products without leaving their cars. The format was pioneered in the US and which has since spread to other countries. (photo by Mike Kemp/In PIctures via Getty Images)

(photo by Mike Kemp/In PIctures via Getty Images)

A 32-year-old guy in Scotland was hungry and DRUNK last Saturday, and couldn't drive.  So he decided to walk to McDonald's, but got there and it was drive-thru only.

So he tried to walk through and order, which isn't allowed.  And when they told him that, he tried to pretend he was in a car by making VROOM VROOM sounds.

That didn't work . . . so then he claimed that he "IDENTIFIES as a truck," and it's on his birth certificate.  Sadly, he never got his Big Mac.

One of Dave and Chuck the Freak's most popular segments is the "Mug Shot of the Day."

Sometimes scary, sometimes funny, and always wild.

Check out a baker's dozen from the last year (because we couldn't resist that last one!)

This guy broke into a bakery.  The bakery put his surveillance video photo on cookies and handed them out for free...and they caught him!   See his mugshot here!

The Shocked Emoji Guy

Warning: This guy's crimes are pretty dark-sided. But his mug shot looks like the shocked emoji.  See it here!

Tattoos for Eyebrows

Need we say more? Yep, this guy has tattoos for eyebrows.  He's wanted for arson and assault.  See what he looks like.

39 Year Old Hooker

A Florida woman was arrested for soliciting sex for cash from an undercover officer.  She's only 39 years old, but you won't believe it when you see her.

4 Handed Mug Shot

This guy from Virginia needed some help to pose for his mugshot. As in 4 hands holding his head still.  See his wild photo...and decide what's on his tongue.

Family Mug Shot

The family that gets their mugshots taken together, stays together...in jail.  See this Florida family mugshot here.

Curly Sharpie Moustache

He stole his friend's wallet and phone and he has a curly handlebar moustache drawn with Sharpie on his face.  See if the photo is as wild as you think it is.

Meth Pipe Up the Bum

Pretty much what it says.  A 22 year-old from Texas was arrested on a warrant and told the police she has a meth pipe on her, but it wasn't evident. They had to find it...in her bum.  Sadly, there are several years' worth of her mugshots here.

Cartoon Head

Mr. Potato Head? Max Headroom?  Dumbo?  This guy has the look of some cartoon character.  Check him out and decide for yourself.

Florida Man (Literally)

If you have a tattoo of the state of Florida on your forehead, you win the "Florida Man" title.  See him here.

Chronic Masturbator

Art imitates life...or something like that.  This guy was busted for chronic masturbation and his mugshot looks like he was caught in the act. Ewwww.

Drunk Trespasser

When this Florida woman broke into a home looking for her boyfriend, she was shoeless, wet, smelled of booze, and sounded intoxicated.  Her mug shot makes it look that way, too.

Drug-Free T-Shirt Guy

Quite simply, this guy got busted for drugs, and the t-shirt he wore in his mug shot said "Drug Free."  His pose is classic.