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Woman That “Married Herself” Is Now “Divorcing” Herself

Back in September, model Cris Galera made news by getting married – to herself – because she was “tired of relying on men.” Apparently, she wasn’t good enough for herself, because just…

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Back in September, model Cris Galera made news by getting married – to herself – because she was “tired of relying on men.” Apparently, she wasn’t good enough for herself, because just 90 days later, she’s getting a divorce.

While admitting she was “happy while it lasted,” she finally decided to ditch herself because “someone special” came along…leading many to wonder who could possibly be more special that her?

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