Anti-Fart Bedsheets Are Now a Thing
Here’s a good Christmas gift for your gassy significant other . . . or, buying it for yourself might be the REAL gift. A company in the U.K. is now selling anti-flatulence BEDSHEETS.
The company Shreddies already sells fart-mitigating underwear. Now they’ve added two bedding products: An undersheet that your regular sheets go on top of . . . and a “Flatulence Filtering Duvet Cover” to keep your nighttime emissions trapped.
Using the same award-winning technology found in our underwear, the Undersheet is designed to fit snug to your mattress and underneath your fitted sheet making it almost undetectable. https://t.co/7RNI0XSRWu pic.twitter.com/BzV1xcEEGW— My Shreddies (@ShreddiesPants) October 1, 2021
Our Flatulence Filtering Duvet Covers have a concealed carbon panel which filters flatulence throughout the night. The Duvet Cover is available in double, king and super king and comes with 2 matching pillowcases! https://t.co/h801Yvu1KO pic.twitter.com/EVGcnNYJSU— My Shreddies (@ShreddiesPants) October 11, 2021
Both options use the same technology as the underwear they sell. Carbon fibers absorb the flatulence, then neutralize it. A king size undersheet costs about $160, plus shipping. The duvet cover is $260. You can check them out at MyShreddies.com
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