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Two drunk people, a grandma and her “friend,” broke into a waterpark in the UK last month and injured themselves after going down a closed water slide.

The two snuck into the park after a night of drinking, crawling under the fence surrounding the pool and climbing to the top of one of the parks slides.  They sat down to go down the slide together after splashing some water from the foot bath onto the slide since it wasn’t running.

They went down and to their horror they discovered the end of the slide had a barrel to close it off that they crashed into.  The collision between the two of them and the barrel caused them both to shatter their legs and feet!  They sat there for hours in their own blood calling for help.

Finally help arrived after local residents reported hearing their cries for help.

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