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SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ - NOVEMBER 16: Pieces of a mannequin sit on a section of boardwalk on November 16, 2012 in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. Two amusement piers and a number of roller coasters were destroyed in the seaside town by Superstorm Sandy. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

California Highway Patrol officers were responding to reports of dismembered body parts floating in the water off the highway ramp and discovered it was actually pieces of mannequins. Authorities have not figured out where they mysterious batch came from but were happy to find out they weren’t of human origin.


CHP finds mannequin parts floating in water by HW 99, develop 'Kraken' lore

While there might not be an answer for why the mannequins were there, CHP-Stockton were at least able to do some world building with some impromptu kraken lore. STOCKTON, Calif - While there are few answers about where a mysterious batch of floating mannequin parts came from, CHP-Stockton was humorously able to use the pieces to flesh out the world lore of the mythical (?)