TAMPA, FLORIDA - FEBRUARY 10: Tom Brady #12 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers celebrates their Super Bowl LV victory with the Vince Lombardi trophy during a boat parade through the city on February 10, 2021 in Tampa, Florida. (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

Warning: Images may be disturbing to Patriots fans suffering through a typical New England Winter.

Looks like Tom Brady had quite a time at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers victory boat parade Wednesday. (They won the Super Bowl in case you forgot.)  His luxury boat got a police escort into the parade, and he had a walking escort off the boat after the festivities.

Was he drunk?  Not sure.  But he re-tweeted the video with the comment:

“Noting to see her…just litTle avoCado tequila.”


Hey, he deserves it.  One cannot live on bark and avocado ice cream alone.

This parade looked quite different than our frigid duck boat affairs, featuring shirtless players on boats, and Brady even throwing the Lombardi trophy from boat-to-boat.  See the videos here. 

Congrats to TB12, Gronk, and all the Bucs.

The weather looks nice and all, but after everyone sobers up, they’ll still be in Tampa.  So we have that going for us.