A Guy Is Arrested for Throwing a Pumpkin and Its Innards at His Girlfriend
A guy in Florida was drunk on Monday and got into an argument with his girlfriend . . . and he wound up throwing a PUMPKIN and its innards at…

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A guy in Florida was drunk on Monday and got into an argument with his girlfriend . . . and he wound up throwing a PUMPKIN and its innards at her.
The police report says she was, quote, "covered in pumpkin seeds and pulp" when the cops got there . . . and the guy was arrested for domestic battery.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/pumpkin-domestic-battery-082963