CHICAGO - JUNE 30: A Chicago police department patrol car drives past the front of the Wm. Wrigley Jr. building June 30, 2005 in Chicago, Illinois. Chicago-based Wm. Wrigley Jr. has said it will close this 94-year-old factory that produces the company's chewing gum, effecting close to 600 workers, after its acquisition of Kraft Foods' Life Savers and Altoids brands June 29. (Photo by Tim Boyle/Getty Images)
A woman in Oklahoma got pulled over last week, and she had a suspended license and a warrant. But she tried to get out of it by saying it was her birthday . . . and she needed to poop.
When the cops didn’t let her go, she sped off. She was arrested after a high-speed chase on several felony charges.