There are exceptions to the rule “when you gotta go, you gotta go.” 

This guy on a beach at the English Channel was so drunk that he couldn’t wait to get to the water to relieve himself.  He whipped it out and peed on the sand in front of everybody.

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Drunk man filmed urinating on busy beach in front of horrified families

A man drank a bottle of vodka, fell asleep face-down in the sand, got up and stumbled around, before relieving himself in full view of stunned beachgoers, a shocked family...