What Did a Guy Do in the Bedroom to Horribly Injury His Privates?!
An unlucky fella broke his penis while “trying to go harder” in a 5am hotel sex session. The man was trying to “give the hardest and strongest thrust from outside the box” … Well he misjudged the entry and crashed his donger into his partners mon pubis! The doctor said his twisted dong looked like it had been in a “car accident”.